Wednesday 25 April 2012

Another Plea to all Good Americans

Donald Trump has been lecturing the Scottish Parliament, trying to get them to see the error of their ways with regard to wind turbine development. He says they’re a waste of money because there’s no need to develop renewable energy sources. He says they’ll be economically counter-productive because they’ll do irreparable damage to the Scottish tourist industry. And we know why he’s getting all hot and bothered, don’t we?

It’s because he’s bought a big piece of the Scottish coast to develop a posh golf facility for rich people. It seems he doesn't have quite enough wealth yet, so he wants to trash a prime piece of wildlife habitat in order to get some more. And he’s got a problem with the fact that there’s a plan to build some offshore wind turbines that will take the edge off the view a bit. He says he’s going to suspend the development until the Scots come to their senses.

HOORAY!!!

I’m sure the majority of the Scottish Parliament are laughing their socks off at this piece-of-dung-in-an-expensive-suit, so hopefully we might see the back of him one day. But please, America, you let me down over Cameron; please don’t let me – and my fellow Brits – down over Trump. Take him back, would you, and put him where he belongs – in a freak show with the rest of the Tea Party faithful. Chain him to something immovable, but don’t throw the key away. Melt it down so there’s no danger of it ever being found.

Thanking you in anticipation.

4 comments:

Strange Girl Press said...

I think we need a new sort of Boston Tea Party over here where we dump all those scum in the sewers where they belong.

JJ said...

I disagree, Andrea. If we just immobilised them but left them visible, we could still have a good laugh. Dear Sarah is pretty hilarious.

andrea kiss said...

Actually i think you're right. People like Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann make pretty good deterrents for voting Conservative.

But, it once crossed my mind that they could also be patriarchal tools used to suggest to small minded people that electing a female president would be a bad idea.

JJ said...

Good theory, but then GW wasn't a female president, was he? And I always thought that Hilary came across as being a bit more clued up than Bill.