Thursday, 19 April 2012

Ancient Natives.

I get a lot of visits to my post My Sort of Girlie Pics from people searching ‘girlie pics’ on Google. I got a rare variant tonight. Some person from Memphis, Tennessee came here by searching ‘girlie picts.’

Some advice, my friend. It’s the north of Scotland you want for them. Look for the ones who are painted blue and have long, greasy hair. And exchange your Stetson for a steel-reinforced crash helmet, ’cos they ain’t no Memphis Belles. They even kept the Romans at bay.

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