Tuesday 13 March 2012

A Plea to all Good Americans.

David Cameron has gone to America!

Please, America, please don’t let him come back. Do whatever it takes, please. Here are a few suggestions to get you started:

1) Give him something to eat that makes him ill, then tell him he’s got an incurable disease and can’t travel – ever.

2) Find somebody who’s taking a plane to northern Alaska on a one way trip, then tell Cameron it’s going to London.

3) Give him a guided tour of Alcatraz, then sneak away and leave without him while he’s visiting the loo.

4) Proudly show him America’s biggest landfill site, only don’t tell him that where’s he’s standing is about to have ten thousand tons of garbage dumped on it.

The last of them is maybe the kindest, since at least he should feel at home there.

America: JJ is relying on you. Don’t let me down. I promise to say at least one 'God Bless America' if you do this for me.

4 comments:

Anthropomorphica said...

Hee hee, I like 3. But yes you're probably right with good old number 4.

JJ said...

I like to be magnanimous, you know.

Anthropomorphica said...

But sometimes it's fun not to be. Oh dear Mathilda's back!

JJ said...

What was I saying about darkly brooding?