Sunday, 18 March 2012

Risking the Elixir.

I’ve decided to get some ashwaghanda the next time I go into town, and trust that no libidinous complications ensue. Hopefully, any side effects will be easier to handle:

I’ll get some ashwaghanda said
Old JJ to himself
Perhaps more rum
I’ll then become
Or turn into an elf

(One of these days I’m going to start talking like Rupert Bear. It’ll be OK as long as I don’t find myself wearing yellow check trousers.)

No doubt M’Lady will be the first to inform me should any disturbing changes become evident. That’s if she’s still around, of course. The Abode of S looked depressingly unoccupied again tonight.

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