Tuesday, 20 March 2012

You Failed, America.

I spit on thee, America. I send elephants from India to defecate mightily on the White House lawn. I send monkeys from Madagascar to scale Mount Rushmore, urinating down every God-forsaken nose. I send polar bears from the Arctic wastes to scare the living daylights out of your pampered poodles, and students from London, Ontario to vomit gallons of half-digested Guinness on the manicured green spaces of Beverly Hills.

You let Cameron out. How could you do that to me?

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