I spit on thee, America.
I send elephants from India
to defecate mightily on the White House lawn. I send monkeys from Madagascar
to scale Mount Rushmore, urinating down every
God-forsaken nose. I send polar bears from the Arctic wastes to scare the
living daylights out of your pampered poodles, and students from London,
Ontario to vomit gallons of half-digested
Guinness on the manicured green spaces of Beverly Hills.
You let Cameron out. How could you do that to me?
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