David Cameron has gone to America!
Please, America,
please don’t let him come back. Do whatever it takes, please. Here are a few
suggestions to get you started:
1) Give him something to eat that makes him ill, then tell
him he’s got an incurable disease and can’t travel – ever.
2) Find somebody who’s taking a plane to northern Alaska
on a one way trip, then tell Cameron it’s going to London.
3) Give him a guided tour of Alcatraz,
then sneak away and leave without him while he’s visiting the loo.
4) Proudly show him America’s
biggest landfill site, only don’t tell him that where’s he’s standing is about
to have ten thousand tons of garbage dumped on it.
The last of them is maybe the kindest, since at least he
should feel at home there.
America:
JJ is relying on you. Don’t let me down. I promise to say at least one 'God Bless America' if you do this for me.
4 comments:
Hee hee, I like 3. But yes you're probably right with good old number 4.
I like to be magnanimous, you know.
But sometimes it's fun not to be. Oh dear Mathilda's back!
What was I saying about darkly brooding?
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