There’s a dating site ad that keeps jumping out at me from
YouTube. It gives the ‘vitals’ of the featured prize heifer (although I doubt
very much that she’s a heifer in the strictest sense of the term, but cows are
rather more organic in that department than we screwed up humans. Or should
that read… No, never mind.)
87:58:85
What? ‘Vitals’ are now metric? Whatever happened to the good
old 35:23:34? And anyway, I thought vital statistics weren’t politically
correct these days. And I thought a woman only counted if she was 20:20:20. Or 48:48:48, if you prefer.
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