Saturday 13 October 2012

A Fiction.

A little girl asked me today what 'eccentric' means. I said:

'You know what mad is?'

Nod.

'Well, if somebody's mad and horrible, that's just mad, but if they're mad and silly and useless and harmless, that's eccentric.'

'Are you eccentric?' she asked.

'You bet.'

I made that up, and why not, since all strands of the Vedic school maintain that being is merely a thoughtform of non-being.

And I was wondering today what Rumplestiltskin's friends called her. Was it 'Rumple,' do you think, or just 'Rump?'

6 comments:

andrea kiss said...

Rumplestiltskin was a he, sir.

JJ said...

Really? I thought Rumplestiltskin was the woman who said 'You can have me if you can guess my name.' Who was that, then?

Wendy S. said...

Are you thinking of the Arthurian legend of "Lady Ragnell and Sir Gawain'? If you haven't read the story, check it out. It's not exactly eccentric but it's worth a read and so much better than Rumblestilskin.

JJ said...

No, I wasn't thinking of an Arthurian legend, Wendy. I was just getting my fairy tales all mixed up as usual. I was confusing Rumplestiltskin (whose story I just read) with one about a woman in a tower who had long hair that a prince climbed up. I think.

And I'll bet your story was originally called 'Sir Gawain and Lady Ragnell.' You modern women have a thing about being on top, don't you?

I've read 'Sir Gawain and the Green Knight,' which was hard going but worth it in the end. It's believed to have been written by a mediaeval monk from my neck of the woods - one of those whose ghosts I was scared of as a child.

Anonymous said...

The lady you're thinking of is Rapunzel. :)

JJ said...

Thank you, Anon. I'll read that one later tonight.