I gather Mitt Romney has been making jokes today – something
along the lines of preparing for where he is now by going sixty five years without
drinking alcohol. Isn’t that a bit dangerous? I thought the cliché was that Americans
vote for the man they’d most like to have a drink with.
‘Are you a bourbon man or a scotch man, Mitt?’
‘Root beer.’
And on the subject of drink, I just noticed that the village
pub has artificial cobwebs stretched across the window of the lounge bar. It
has big plastic spiders sitting on it. Very tasteful.
I expect they’re gearing up for Hallowe’en. Or maybe I was
hallucinating (I did see the shadow of a giant cobweb on my bedroom wall when I
was a little boy.) Or maybe the cobwebs and spiders were real…
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