Tuesday, 6 December 2011

What I Didn't Post.

I was going to make a post about women who wear dressing gowns (robes to Americans) in mixed company. I had a rationale all lined up, but decided that, however sound my reasoning, conventional opinion would leave me open to the suspicion of prudishness.

I was going to make a post about the utterly weird nature of my blog visits today. I had the facts and figures all lined up, but decided that the explanation would be both trite and involved, and would leave me open to the suspicion of paranoia.

I was going to make a post about the lack of anticipated communication today. I had all the examples lined up, but decided that, however much they strained the concept of coincidence, it would leave me doubly open to the suspicion of paranoia.

OK, I’m paranoid. I need a hobby. Or a film contract for my book. Or a budgerigar.

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