Saturday, 12 January 2013

Updating Frank.

Just when Victor is feeling better for a bracing walk in the Alps – in short, just when he’s taken a break from telling us how miserable he is – who should come striding across a glacier to meet him but the Creature. Mr C, let’s call him, insists on telling Whingey Victor his story, and takes him off to a cabin in the mountains for said purpose.

Mr C begins by recounting just how miserable he is – he uses the words ‘wretch’ and ‘wretched’ rather a lot – but he does, at least, have a moderately entertaining story to relate, all about what he’s been doing since his God and Creator (Whingey Victor) threw a wobbler and abandoned him.

The reading has become lighter. Mary Shelley’s porridge-like prose has had water added and become more of a gruel – still perfectly enunciated, but a little easier to wade through. In fact, it’s moderately entertaining. There are, however, a few implausible elements which I’m hoping will be explained in due course, such as:

1) If Victor created Mr C using bits of unrelated cadavers, how does he come to be eight feet tall?

2) How does Mr C manage to be very much more agile and less affected by extremes of heat and cold than the original owners of his bits?

3) How does Mr C manage to know just where Victor is at any given moment, so that he’s able to make telling appearances in Victor’s life? Is he telepathic, maybe?

4) How does he follow Victor around, even when the latter moves from one country to another? We’ve learned from his own narrative that at the start of his wanderings he didn’t even know what words were, much less be able to read a stagecoach timetable.

5) If Mr C’s ascent from complete moron to something humanoid derives entirely from watching and listening to an old peasant and his two peasant kids, why is he now talking to Victor like a pretentious thespian? (A few spring to mind.)

Come on, Mary, admit it. This story isn’t meant to be taken literally at all, is it? It’s too implausible. Hollywood got it wrong, right? I’m guessing that this is all about Father William’s political philosophy. Even I, relative ignoramus that I am, have already picked up clear references in praise of egalitarianism and benign anarchy. I’d say there’s more of Godwin than of Gothic about it. Reading on.

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