My footprints have always been quite close to the central line
with both feet pointing almost straight ahead. But tonight I looked at my
prints in the snow and found that something was amiss. They were still close
together and the right foot still pointed almost straight ahead, but the left
one was several more degrees to the outside. I’ve become lopsided. Should this
worry me? Might it even explain the silly ditties?
There was a lady from Baghdad
Whose compass skills were very bad
She sailed one day
For Mandalay
But ended up in Trinidad
Maybe my multiple personalities are to blame. Maybe one of
them is controlling the right foot, but a different one the left. What will happen
when they want to go in different directions? Will both eyes water at the same time?
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