Tuesday 13 November 2012

The Beard Says it All.

The news bulletins in Britain never fail at the moment to show pictures of Abu Qatada, the radical Islamic cleric who is suspected of being a leading terrorist. The Government is much discomfited by the fact that he just won an appeal against extradition to Jordan.

Well, I have no time for hard line clerics of any persuasion, and I certainly don’t want terrorists walking the street where I live (even though I’m sure that terrorists come in many forms, and work – both overtly and covertly – under the guise of institutional respectability, sometimes close to home.)

Nevertheless, it strikes me that such men as Qatada are guilty in the public perception even without a trial. The problem is that not only does he have a brown face, a foreign look, and a head covered by a funny hat, but – most damning of all – he has a long, untrimmed beard. We in the west are conditioned to expect our People in Power to be tightly groomed and mostly clean shaven. Those who do sport a beard must keep it closely trimmed if they are to avoid suspicious frowns. It’s all about neatness, control and conformity, you see.

So, Mr Qatada, it seems you’re guilty, mate. The beard is all the evidence we need.

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