A typical, hard-as-nails Lancashire lass from one of the mill towns was walking home one day when a man, reclining against a car, dropped his zip and exposed himself. She continued homeward, relatively unconcerned, but called the police to report the incident.
The policewoman who went to the house showed due regard for the victim’s feelings when questioning her:
‘I’m sorry to have to ask you this, but it’s important for legal reasons. Did he have an erection?’
‘No, chuck,’ said the woman. ‘I think it were a Ford Escort.’
7 comments:
And a happy solstice to you!
Miffed, Mel?
No, I'd just forgotten to wish you merriment for the solstice.
Ba da bing! Once a man exposed himself to one of my mother's friends, and she looked at him with a full erection and said, "That little thing? Ha! I was hoping you'd show me something better..." I thought that was the funniest thing I heard. Needless to say, the man slunk away in shame.
Mel: Oh, good. I wondered whether you thought I'd gone a bit too far. I realise how much you value restraint and decorum. Should I duck?
Wendy: Glad you said that; I nearly told the other version:
'What d'ya think of this, baby?'
'Mmm... It looks a bit like a penis, only smaller.'
Funny story. Both versions. :0)
I'm glad it 'travelled,' Jeanne. Not all jokes do.
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