Thursday 16 December 2010

More Random Thoughts.

I’m not at all talkative today, so I’m just going to throw out some random thoughts.

Living alone is wonderful until you hit one of those points where you really could do with a bit of help.

Isn’t it odd how some people get sniffy when you mention alcohol? ‘You don’t drink, do you?!’ I’ve had variations on that twice this week.

Those prize draw promotions run by Readers Digest have to be the most transparently manipulative items of marketing crap ever devised. Even if I was interested in their publication – which I’m not – I wouldn’t take it on principle.

I’d be interested to know why a tall, skinny young woman with a Slavic accent keeps staring at me in the supermarket. And how does a thirty-something female member of staff who sports a wedding ring and crooked teeth manage to smile at me so engagingly? And why did the young checkout girl with nearly white hair and pale blue eyes blush when I asked her if she was settling in. I think there must be a whole world of mystery under the skin of the local supermarket.

I’d be even more interested to know why some people with spiritual leanings find the concept of reincarnation so improbable.

I wonder why Dominique from Mumbai, who had been one of the most avid readers of my blog, suddenly disappeared. Was it something I said?

One day I would like to meet Brogan, Kaetlyn McCafferty’s dog.

I find the traditional Irish reel the most enlivening of all forms of music. I intend to play the bodhran in my next life.

I have a housefly in my house, which is very unusual for December. He keeps following me about, but the only time he’s been a nuisance so far was when he took to walking across the TV screen and distracting me.

I feel at a loose end at the moment. I feel a strange urge to emigrate, but I almost certainly won’t. Too many people in suits and uniforms assume the right to push you around.

Time for a drink.

5 comments:

KMcCafferty said...

Why wait until the next life to play the bodhran? Also, Brogan is very honoured. He told me so.

Della said...

Your random thoughts are well phrased and strung together with such coherency that they hardly seem random. Compared anyway, to Virginia Woolf's technique. Isn't stream of consciousness just a barrage of random thought? Not sure this morning as I sip my first cup of coffee. I don't know what to do about our dog who always pulls on the leash no matter what I say nor our cat who I hear just flushed the toilet which he does to get attention. Isn't Dominique the Anonymous one who you squabbled with? Not that the blog comments of others are any of my business :) Off to the snow now.

JJ said...

Three reasons, McC.

They're probably expensive.
It would drive my neighbour nuts.
I don't have a band to play with.

This needs to be planned in advance. Brogan seems such a fine fellow.

Della: I'm sure stream of consciousness is a barrage of thought, but how does one define 'random?' Your dog sounds spirited and your cat highly intelligent. I should like to know them, as well. Dominique did comment anonymously, but I can't be sure she was the one having a go at me. There were two, anyway. Attacked on two fronts! We had more snow today, but the real stuff is forecast for tomorrow.

Anthropomorphica said...

Thanks Jeff, I'm in a fit of giggles again. Please Sir, can I have some more? ;)

JJ said...

What did I say, Mel? I was in a bad mood when I wrote that. I did a good food joke once.

'Is this what you call boef en croute?'

'No, it's more Beef Wellington.'

'Ah, boef en boot.'

Ho ho. Nice one, eh?