Inviting Excommunication.

I’m gradually getting through the list as the mood takes me. This one’s for Mad Melanie of Anthropomorphica.

There was a young woman called Mel

Who decided she just couldn’t tell

If she most liked the look

Of the Candle or Book,

Or preferred to keep ringing the Bell.

And I see that this is my 800^th post. Mercury might be going backwards, but time still runs on apace.