I’m here.
Good.
I don’t like what you just did, so I’m going.
OK, I’ll get over it.
Hello. I’m back.
Oh, right. Nice to see you.
Changed my mind. I’m going again.
Er...
This observation does not apply to all women, but I expect I’ll get a barrage of ICBMs anyway. Am I joking? Not sure; too much scotch. ‘Time for bed,’ said Zebedee. Tomorrow could be difficult.
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I know you probably hate that saying "it's a woman's perrogative to change her mind." Yes, some of us are very fickle, especially Libran women...like myself. I think we like to keep you men on your toes.
I was going to say 'So how are we supposed to know where we are?' But of course, we aren't, are we? That's the point, right? Hey, ho.
Jeff, you're too witty for most women by far, but not for me...You and your Zen koans.
You're not suggesting that women lack the faculty of wit, are you Wendy? You'll be getting a few ICBMs as well. I've found that women do a better line in put-downs. Some of them are even witty.
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