There’s to be a barbecue at the village pub
tomorrow. I might go to see who’s there. I might dig deep into my pocket and
spend £3 on a pint of Marston’s Pedigree Ale. I might ask Christine whether she
remembered to bring the vege burgers. I might find somebody who knows what that
ridge of earth at the top of the lane is all about, the one just off the road
that looks like a miniature version of Offa’s Dyke.
I gather the strangers with the strange vehicles
are going to be there, so I expect Wolf will be as well. Maybe he’ll eat one of
the village teenagers – give us all a laugh, and me something to write about on
my blog.
But I expect it will be boring. What I really need
is for that girl from Timbuktu (the one with richest raven hair tied up with
velvet band, remember?) to come tap, tap, tapping on my window at dead of
night. I would call out ‘What’s that tap, tap, tapping on my window at dead of
night? Go away, pesky owl.’ And she would call back ‘No, no, Jeffrey. ‘Tis I,
the girl with richest raven hair. I’m so co-o-o-old, let me in-a your window,
please.’ And then I wouldn’t need to go to the pub, would I?
2 comments:
Wouldn't it be easier if you just let her in the door? I mean, if she's traveling from Timbuktu she's bound to be a bit tired...
She's never there when I open the door, Victoria. Don't know where she disappears to. You women are so capricious, you know.
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