Monday 27 August 2012

Refuting the Romney Ruse Rumour.

There’s a rumour going around Europe that Romney is planning to relocate all the black people, Hispanics, those who own a maximum of two cars, and the whole population of West Virginia to Florida so their votes can be lost somewhere in the Everglades come November. The impending Republican convention down there is seen as evidence of the advanced stages of reconnoitring. It’s also being said that when Romney and Obama shook hands recently, Romney was heard to whisper ‘may the richest man win.’

These are, no doubt, scurrilous rumours and I wash my hands of them.

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