Correction.

I’m mortified that I omitted to include the Philippines in my travel itinerary. I would really like to meet Ace’s fish.

Blame the scotch.

I’m currently driving another of Nigel’s vans. Frothgar’s tax expired today, you see, so we couldn’t be reunited. I like Frothy a lot. He’s my pal. The Red Renault of Roston has been left in Nigel’s tender care in the hope that he can get to the bottom of its continuing poorliness. And I was told that the man who used to own RRR smells bad. That’s interesting, but probably irrelevant.