Monday 18 October 2010

Being Scooby Doo.

I’ve just been talking to Helen. I always get further insights into my nature when I’ve been talking to Helen, and I have a retrospective message for all the women in my life over the years:

If you’d only realised that I’m just a soppy, boisterous dog with a few emotional issues and psychological aberrations, and treated me accordingly, we’d have got on much better.

Simple.

I plan to be a stray mountain rescue dog in my next life. There’s somebody I have to meet. In fact, I’m banking on her taking me in.

C’mon. Work that one out. Tee hee?

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