I got a strange phone call tonight. Some man whose accent
was so thick that I caught about one word in fifty was rambling on and on, and
the only words I understood were ‘computer,’ downloading,’ and ‘malicious
software.’ Another voice kept butting in and I didn’t understand a single word
that one said. Eventually I told them I hadn’t a clue what they were talking
about and rang off. I wonder what they were after.
Isn’t it a weird world? And on the very day I registered
with TPS to stop getting unwanted junk calls.
5 comments:
Several months ago i got a phone call just like yours! They must be out for global domination!
I just kept messing with the guy and saying random things, like which computer? I have 12. I have spyware but i invented it myself. He couldn't understand what i was talking about and finally hung up on me.
When I've had sales calls and the like I like to pretend to be mentally derranged. They get off the phone quite quickly.
I sometimes play with them if I'm in the mood, but there was no point with this guy because I literally hardly understood a word of what he was saying. And so many S&M calls these days are recorded.
Why am I suddenly getting attention from women with dark hair? This wouldn't be a black velevt band thing, would it?
I don't know what a black velvet band thing is... eeep.
A popular song, Andrea, but before your time, alas. Mischievous young woman plays trick on naive young man, gets him charged with a crime he didn't commit and sentenced to penal servitude in the colonies. Just my joke.
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