Tuesday, 1 November 2011

Tongues with Prongs.

David Cameron wants to draw up a ‘happiness list,’ a set of criteria on which people can be questioned and the results used to indicate whether we Brits are a happy bunch of puppies or not. Well, over the last few months we’ve had riots, strike ballots and a whole load of demonstrations of one form and another, but it seems the anecdotal evidence isn’t enough. We need something empirical.

Which makes me wonder. We’re talking survey stuff here, and we all know how surveys can be carefully manicured to give the desired result. It happens all the time. So is it likely that the results of this particular survey will be used to demonstrate to each individual that he or she must be the only unhappy one because everybody else is taking to the streets in glee, casting their anti-stress medication to the wind and singing ‘David is my darling?’

Best of all, though... the funny bit...

One of the shortlisted criteria is: trust in politicians.

Cameron really is a clown. He’s catching George W Bush and Sarah Palin at a rate of knots.

And while I’m in the groove, Cameron’s very own government is expressing concern over the welfare of elderly people during the winter. They want to ensure that old folks stay warm and healthy during the cold season, so they’ve instructed the NHS and other public bodies to keep a close eye on them. Isn’t that nice? My faith restored.

Er, actually...

This is the same government that cut the winter fuel allowance paid to old people by 20%, despite the scandal of rising fuel costs that are causing difficulty even to people who are much better off than the average pensioner. What does white man speak with?

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