Sunday, 20 November 2011

As Dinner Time Approaches.

It seems I’ve been abandoned. All available evidence, from both cyberspace and real space, leads to the almost inescapable conclusion that M’lady S and the little princess have vacated my world in favour of alternative preoccupations.

I don’t understand it, you know. How does anybody conduct a life without me at the centre of it? Beats me, it really does.

For those inclined to take me literally, this is a joke. Time to prepare the repast.

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