Sunday, 27 November 2011

A Tip For When the End of the Tether is Near.

When times feel bad – when technology is playing up, when the weather is screwing with your internet and digital TV signals, when there appears to be only one person in the whole, wide world who wants to connect with you on a daily basis, and when the pheasants are crapping on your bird table and upsetting the water bowl – try looking through one of those useless-items-for-sale brochures that you find stapled inside magazines. It’s surprising what a lift you get from realising that you don’t yet need a folding commode or a pack of waterproof underwear.

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