Monday, 7 November 2011

Miss World.

I see Miss Venezuela won the human equivalent of a dog show in London. I’m not sure which of the two I find more indicative of the capacity to ascribe value to the patently worthless. I mean, how can you appreciate the beauty of wood grain if you slap paint on it?

‘She threw her hands to her face and gasped when the result was announced,’ said the report.
 
Really? You mean it breathes?

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