Monday, 4 June 2012

The Benefits of Alcohol.

When people know you drink, life gets easier. You can bare your soul at 2.30 in the morning, and then the next day you can say ‘Sorry, I was drunk,’ and they say ‘Oh. That’s all right, then.’

Sorted.

I’ll come back tomorrow, Mel, if I’m still alive. It’s been a strange night.

4 comments:

Anthropomorphica said...

At least you're still alive!!
Alcohol is the excuse par excellence for us of old Albion ;) Bet the Queer Old Dean has some corkers, her manbeast certainly has.
By the way, what have you been up to?

JJ said...

The manbeast has waterworks problems, apparently. He's in hospital missing all the fun. I think he's just skyving.

Only writing a (perfectly respectable) little rhyme to a lady, that came from somewhere other than my brain.

Anthropomorphica said...

Oops, are you sure it was respectable or did MJ have a hand in?
Waterworks problems, pissed? Just amused myself with the link there.

JJ said...

'Urinary infection,' the news report said. Who knows?

Certainly no MJ - he would have made a better job of it.