Friday, 4 May 2012

Finding Something to Say.

It’s 0045. I have a drink, I have music, and I’m bored. I want to make a blog post but my inspiration level is down among the dead men, so I thought I’d do what teenage girls do on teenage girls’ blogs. I’ll list three good things that happened to me today. Ready?

1) The Lady Bella told me off.

2) The little princess wrapped her paws around my arm and sat on my shoe (while I was wearing it, bless her.)

3) My neighbour agreed to take steps to stop the dogs looking through the living room window while she’s out, thereby reducing the likelihood of me being barked at every time I set foot in my garden.

There you have it: a blog post. Yo.

9 comments:

andrea kiss said...

HI! We were here at the same time!

andrea kiss said...

By the way, if you really want to be cool, you'll show us what your wore today while you're at it... or at least once a week. How about a "What I Wore Wednesday"?

If you do it i'll show you my feet! HAHA!

JJ said...

1) Hi. I know.

2) But I wear the same thing every day - jeans, shirt and a sweater. Even when I go out, I just wear more expensive jeans and a posher sweater! I'm really very boring, you know.

And is there feature of your feet that would make the sight of them a consummation devoutly to be wished?

Do you know what I find sexy? Ankle jewellery. Don't know why. I think it must be a past life memory or something.

andrea kiss said...

I wear pretty nail polish. And my big toes look like the big toes of Fred Flintstone. You may find that appealing.

JJ said...

Thinks... thinks... thinks...

Fred Flinstone's big toes...

Were they EXTRA big?

I was always more of Popeye fan. Olive Oil was my sort of woman.

andrea kiss said...

AND i've sent you a chat.

You'd like my dad's aunt Phyllis; she looks like Olive Oyl.

JJ said...

Sent me a chat? You're that mad woman I used to dream about as a kid, aren't you? She never got me, you know. Just scared me witless.

And your dad's aunt sounds like she's probably even older than me.

andrea kiss said...

She is older. I sent a google chat. Don't be afraid.

JJ said...

Not afraid, Andrea. I like your sort of mad woman. But slightly confused, yes.

'I sent a google chat.' Mmm... I read your e-mail and googled the google chat thing. So is this 'google chat' something that's hanging patiently in the ether waiting for me to install a program so I can read it?