I think I’ll have a
scotch or two.
No - more than that I
think.
I’ll have a lot
And play the sot
Then throw up in the
sink.
The last time I threw up in a sink was in... er ... Never
mind.
I remember it was the night I learned that Hayley Mills and her husband
were staying in the same hotel in Birmingham.
Or was it Coventry? I was just a
kid then and shouldn’t really have had that much to drink. I hadn’t developed
the capacity. So should the development of ‘the capacity’ be a skill of which
to be proud? Well, if you have good reason to suspect your male ancestors were
Irish...
This post is a displacement device – and I’ve already had
the first of the scotches and started the second! Not bad, eh?
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