Wednesday 26 September 2012

The Emperor Cookie.

Being at something of a loose end, I was idly browsing the images for Peter Skellern which Google kindly supplied at my behest, when what do you think I found? There, placed among such alumni as Richard Stilgoe, Victoria Wood and Peter Sellers, was my blog header.

How can this be, I asked myself. Is there, perhaps, an omniscient Emperor Cookie watching over the cyber universe, ever ready to reach out with acquisitive fingers, exclaiming

‘Aha! Here be writ the magic words Peter Skellern. I will take its likeness unto myself and place it in my gallery, for I am Emperor Cookie and all that I behold is mine.’

I bet it laughs maniacally and frequently. And I bet it bows the knee to none but the Great God Google.

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