Elvis Presley’s Bible has sold for £59,000 at an auction in Britain. A pair
of his briefs, however – ‘unwashed and still soiled,’ according to the news
report – failed to attract any bids. Well, if you went around buying soiled
underwear, you’d get a reputation for being a bit more than an Elvis Presley
fan, wouldn’t you? Soiled by what, though, that’s what I want to know. Do I? What am I saying? Just idle curiosity,
you understand.
I expect they’ll sell privately. I know of a man who deals
in that sort of thing. I’m told the inside of his car doesn’t smell too good.
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