Saturday, 29 September 2012

Being Job.

I painted the little strip of window frame that I’d missed yesterday. It took five minutes and I still felt dizzy afterwards. Today’s Inventory of Electronic Things Displaying Minor Glitches currently stands at:

Computer
Car
Mobile Phone
TV

It has to be me, doesn’t it? Bad vibes, I expect. Or maybe they’ve developed an adverse reaction to oil based paints, too. But that wouldn’t explain why I had to effect some hasty repairs to my rickety old garage this morning, one wall of which was beginning to lean out a bit too far for comfort.

One day I’ll turn into a frog, and then a princess can come along and take care of me. I’ve already got the looks; all I need now is the webbed feet.

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