By all means trust a woman, but never trust two if they’re standing close together or appear to be in any way connected. They have this ‘sisterhood’ thing going, you know. They’re congenitally inclined to pool their forces and direct them at you, the enemy, whether there’s any rational justification or not.
The one hope you have is to divide and hope to rule. Try conducting a passionate affair with both of them and make no secret of the fact. There’s an outside chance that they will tear each other to pieces, especially if they’re both blondes because research indicates that blondes are more prone to aggression and see other blondes as rivals.
It’s a slim hope, made even slimmer if one or both of them is a brunette or redhead. In that case, you’re unlikely to stand an earthly. If you don’t think you can outrun them, try doing the best impersonation of a scolded puppy you can manage. They might just take pity on you and spare your life. But don’t carry the act to its logical extreme by licking them. They don’t like that, especially if they’re Virgos. Then again, you’re unlikely to have a passionate affair with a Virgo anyway. Virgo women are more known for their habit of studying your bundle of clothes by the bed to see whether you’ve folded them neatly enough.
Complicated, isn’t it? It takes a long time to get the hang of it, and the irony is that by the time you do, it doesn’t matter anyway.
3 comments:
I don't know why I found this interesting- maybe it's the fact that it just makes a lot of sense. Nevertheless, this was interesting to read :)
Man, WISE WORDS.
I commend you!!hahaha
Lovely ladies! Nice to see you, even though - ironically, you will agree - you come as a pair! Whoa.
It was meant to start semi-serious, but became gradually more bizarre as I rambled. I haven't actually known very many Virgo women, I have to confess, but one I did know had the whole of her ground floor carpeted with white, shag pile carpet. You can imagine her attitude to people who wore shoes!
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