My username on YouTube is JJBushfan. (I know it can be misinterpreted, but it really was thought up hurriedly and relates to my affection for Kate Bush. Honi Soit Qui Mal y Pense, and all that – which clearly applies to me as much as anybody else. This is irrelevant.)
This is relevant. Tonight I inadvertently dragged the pointer across my username, and a big banner flew out which said
Me? Duh. Shucks. No kid. Herpty Derpty.