Monday, 18 May 2015

The Ostrich Method.

I heard quite a loud knock, knock, knocking at my office window at around 11 o’clock tonight. I considered the matter and decided that if the source had been human, they would surely have knocked on the door. That meant it had to be either a bird, an animal, or something you wouldn’t want to know about. So I ignored it.

If I find a dead body lying on the path in the morning, I’ll let you know. Or I might just delete this post and pretend innocence.

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An aside:

As a kid I was a bit of a stamp collector, and I could never understand why Austrian stamps had 'Ostrich' written on them.

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