A Rare Event.

There was a young woman from Kent

Who decided to eat less for Lent

So instead of a roast
She had caviar on toast
And considered it money well spent

Not very good, but don’t knock it, right? This is JJ writing a ditty. How long is it since JJ wrote a ditty? It means he’s breathing, albeit fitfully. He’s even about to have a piece of toast to celebrate. I'm out of caviar.