… Jonathon Harker laughs maniacally for the whole first twenty
minutes, just so we know that no silly vampires are going to scare him. It takes him several more minutes to suspect that the bite marks on his neck weren't caused by mosquitoes.
… He travels in a rather silly hat, but the Count
upstages him by having not one but two even sillier hats. The first is
especially silly, having a really huge feather
so you think he’s a coach driver and not a Count.
… The wolves are played by hyenas.
Having tired of that, I found THIS! It’s far more realistic
and features a priestess lookalike with added fingernails. Really. You think I’m
kidding? It’s a bit woman-on-top, but that’s OK. That’s where priestesses are
supposed to be, isn’t it? Why the hell people watch these insipid starlets the
west produces when they could be watching Yang LiPing beats me.
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