Tuesday, 3 December 2013

Believing Yahoo.

According to my Yahoo horoscope, I have to stand up to an abrasive authority figure today. He’s been getting everybody down, apparently, but I’m the only one brave enough to confront him. In so doing, I will expose his limitations and usurp his position to become top dog myself. Well, you can’t get any more precise than that, can you? Better believe it, then.

And also according to Yahoo, twerking is the thing that’s been ‘obsessing us all’ through 2013. Erm…

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