The Biggie.

Here’s what I reckon is about the biggest mistake you can make:

Presuming that other people are in the same space as you.

I do it all the time with people from Brooklyn. Error message follows.

And did I ever mention that I went to New York once – by ship – and never saw the Statue of Liberty? I was skiving on the way in, and it was too foggy on the way out. Thank God for radar, I say. Some of the smaller boats were sinking.

I did? Oh.