Inviting Medussa.

So there I was, just about to view some nice images and listen to some nice music on YouTube, when up jumps this advert for a ‘mature’ dating site. I moved to click the ‘close’ button, but then the whole page jumped again and I clicked the ‘view profile’ button instead.

Panic! (x10) Mad rush to close the profile, but too late.

Heaven knows what cookies are now infecting my computer, ready to invoke the most terrifying of the gorgons to petrify me with cold stares, outsize bosoms, and hair of snakes on the morrow. I shudder to think.