Inappropriate Attire.

I saw a young woman with a remarkable face near the supermarket today. The edges of her mouth were turned so far down that she could have been the model for a cartoon character epitomising mean. I was even concerned about our close proximity to the supermarket, since I feared she might curdle the dairy products, especially as I wanted to buy a trifle.

She was wearing a tee shirt, on which was printed:

Little Miss Giggles