The Changing Face of the Chinese Woman.

This is what Chinese women used to look like...

This is what they look like now...

This is how they used to beat the bad guys...

This is the modern method...

And this is how they're trained from an early age to hold a captive male with an inscrutable gaze...

Here's one such captivated male longing for the good old days when he was free to shoot some baskets with the lads...

And this is the unspeakable fate that awaits any male who declines to be captivated...

What a pity it is that I have no pictures of any of the three Chinese women I know personally. Still, they all look the same so what the hell. And just to prove what an idiotic statement that is, here are two more Chinese women with whom I am not personally acquainted...