Mother Russia and her Daughters.

When I was a lad, Russian women had a reputation. We believed they were all built like sumo wrestlers, and were so hirsute that they must have been at least partially descended from Yetis. The fact that they always won the women’s shot putt at the Olympics just about confirmed it.

But here we are in the 21^st century discovering that it was all dastardly western propaganda. Russian women are actually as pretty as everybody else’s women, and when they speak English they do so with a delightfully seductive accent.

Next point:

Russians are capable of writing and performing music like this:

 

That being the case, what the hell are they doing invading Ukraine and supporting tyrants and crooks here, there and everywhere?

So come on, Russia. Fire the boss and give the job to a woman high jumper, then we can all be friends.