Now, the column is headed ‘Women’s World Cup.’ Everybody
knows it’s the Women’s World Cup. I doubt there’s a single football fan
anywhere who thinks it’s anything other than the Women’s World Cup, so why does
each team have to have ‘Women’ appended? And when we come to the next men’s event in 2018, will each team be listed as France Men, England Men, Costa
Rica Men? No, it won’t.
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In other sports news…
England
is champion of Europe in one event at least.
The London
sewers have the highest concentration of cocaine residue of any place on the
continent. Amsterdam
wins on cannabis, but that’s just wimpy.
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In other international news…
It appears that Chinese women (it might have been noticed that
I have a bit of a thing about Chinese women) are currently engaged in a
countrywide and hotly contested debate on the subject of whether or not they
should shave their armpits. No mention was made of which side is currently in
the lead, and being a mere European male it’s probably better that I don’t
offer an opinion.
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