Sunday 6 June 2010

Transatlantic.

Good day and welcome Canada. I’ve been waiting for you. I went to Quebec once (see, my flaggy thing tells me everything.) A Canadian once told me a Canadian joke.

Delegates from Britain, the USA, France and Canada were asked to write a paper on the subject of ‘The Elephant.’

The British paper was entitled ‘The Elephant as a Symbol of Empire.’ The Americans wrote one called ‘’The History of the Elephant in Warfare.’ The French contribution was ‘The Love Life of the Elephant.’ The Canadian delegation wrote ‘The Elephant: A National or Provincial Problem?’

Of course, I couldn’t possibly comment. I’m just glad we all get on these days.

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