Dog Walker Targeted in Drive By Attack!
48-year old hit on the arm by missile thrown from car.
That was exciting. Seems I grew up in the Bronx and nobody ever told me. I searched the pages in search of something else to excite me, like maybe:
Lithuania Masses Forces for Invasion of Russia!
But no, all I found was this:
Alabama National Guardsman Shoots at Venus
Thinking it’s an Alien Spaceship!
OK, I made that one up, too. But at least it’s plausible.