By way of relieving the boredom, I considered writing to Ms
Jesus-is-Christ-and-the-Bible-is-the-Most-Reliable-of-All-Historical-Records-You-Ignoramus
again, this time inviting her to a game of football in No Man’s Land on
Christmas Day. I even considered calling it Xmas Day (which is something I
would never do since I consider the term ‘Xmas’ to be both ugly and impolite.)
However…
I got cold feet and cried off because I was suddenly beset
by the suspicion that imps don’t go to heaven. But if I go off the radar for a
while, look for the pile of bananas and dig me out.
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