Tuesday 1 September 2015

The Drumstick Clue.

Do you want to know how to tell the difference between a moth and a butterfly?

Moths only fly at night, butterflies only by day.
Wrong

Moths rest with their wings outspread, butterflies rest with folded wings.
Wrong

Moths are brown, butterflies are multi-coloured.
Wrong

Moths eat clothes, butterflies prefer fruit.
Wrong

Moths smell of camphor, butterflies of roses.
Wrong

Moths hang around nightclubs and drink beer, butterflies only suck flowers.
Wrong

Moths have much poorer manners than butterflies.
Wrong

Moths are uglier than butterflies.
Mostly wrong

The real difference is that butterflies have bobbles on the end of their antennae, moths don’t. See?

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