Cracking Up.

You wouldn’t believe how many electrical and electronic malfunctions I suffered between 9 and 11pm tonight. The computer threw a whole catalogue of seemingly unrelated wobblers, and the desk lamp died altogether. And then there was the fact that I felt ill in just about every part of my body. Properly ill, like having the flu. And what about the mysterious but very definite noise that came from the empty kitchen, or my feeling chilled to the bone despite being wrapped in four layers of upper body clothing?

I suspect elemental forces at work, so if you never hear more of me, light a candle to hang in the bow of the barge.