I watched a TV science programme about flow patterns when I was a young man. I found it quite engrossing, believe it or not. Maybe I should have pursued my interest and made a career out of studying flow patterns. It could have been a real ice breaker at parties, couldn’t it?
‘What do you do for a living?’
‘I’m a flow pattern expert.’
‘What’s one of those?’
‘Somebody who understands the science of flow patterns.’